Favourite Characters #3: Wario

WAH-HAH-HAH!

Wario, also known as the Purple Wind, is the big boss at WarioWare Inc., a legendary(?) treasure hunter and overall not-so-nice guy. he isn't exactly evil (in fact, I'd say he's misunderstood to a degree), but he is certainly a bit of a jerk, through everyone in Diamond City admires him, whether that's because he's actually fun to be around or because he's just inserting propagandist subliminal messages in his Microgames in unclear. he's often associated, but rarely seen, with Waluigi (I ship it, just sayin'), and has many rivals, such as Demon Head, Rudy the Clown, Count Cannoli, Terrormisu, the Golden Diva and Captain Syrup. Wario shows many signs of bad hygiene, including farting on command, and what he calls "digging for gold". now you may think Wario is an incompetent buffoon, but he is actually rather intelligent, having created a reality-warping device known as the Telmet out of random junk in his garage in seconds.